For sale: 2002 Ferrari 360 F1 Spider

I keep telling everyone that convertible weather is right around the corner. When it finally gets here, convertible prices will be a bit stiffer. So the time to buy a convertible - especially one as timeless and stunning as the 360 Spider - is now.

This particular morsel of topless, road-hugging amazement is coated in Ferrari's iconic Rosso Corsa, and the cockpit is tautly coutured in supple black leather. Amenities include power seats, fender shields, front and rear Challenge grilles and red calipers.

This car is on the showroom floor and available for test drives - top up or down, your choice. Call or motivated sales staff, or simply drop in at your convenience. We're certain that once you road test this gorgeous beast, you'll come back with a smile - and an eagerness to start the paperwork.

For sale: 1996 Porsche 993 Turbo

WARNING: THIS IS NOT A TOY!

I don't know about you, but I don't like the taste of sauerkraut. Whether it's on hot dogs or garnishing other pork meats, it just doesn't do it for me. That, and I'd probably burn a hole through my lederhosen. Which reminds me! I wouldn't be caught dead in those leather, skin-tight britches! In my opinion, the Germans really struck out with those two.

But when it comes to cars, they hit nothing but home runs...

Germans are widely regarded as a no-nonsense, humorless people. But as stereotypical as that may be, it describes the Porsche 993 Turbo to the letter. The twin turbo, AWD, rear-mounted, flat six, 3.6-liter is no joke! There is a fine line between high performance and flat-out crazy, and the 993 Turbo irreverently scoffs that line in a sideways drift, complete with aggressively-spooling turbos.

The example seen here is liveried in Grand Prix Weiss with Classic Grey leather, and features an in-dash phone for those seeking nostalgia. The black wheels contrast the model's standard red calipers. A fresh service and a new clutch complement the car's eagerness to demonstrate its own capabilities.

Interested parties are invited to call and inquire, or simply visit our showroom at your convenience. Have a look, go for a test drive, revel in the business end of swinging out this car's business end. But be forewarned: this car is not a toy. Amateur fahrer need not apply.